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Lawn & Yard Maintenance

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Like I tell my kids, your lawn should never exceed 2-1/2" and it must be luscious enough that your neighbors hate you.

Miscellaneous Services Offered

I am also a toilet installer, light fixture installer and professional YouTube watcher- not to toot my own horn but I could probably build a house in a weekend. Toot Toot. I am also known to drive my daughter's car through the car wash- I know how scary of a job it is but as I tell her, "never fear Dad is here"

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I often receive an eye roll when I offer advice to my kids but I am more than willing to give unsolicited advise.

see the following for preferred topics

-haggling a car sales man, always push for unreasonable prices along with a full tank of gas and a fresh car wash

-basic grill knowledge, forget the advice. Let me just do it for you

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I often receive an eye roll when I offer advice to my kids but I am more than willing to give unsolicited advise.

see the following for preferred topics

-haggling a car sales man, always push for unreasonable prices along with a full tank of gas and a fresh car wash

-basic grill knowledge, forget the advice. Let me just do it for you

-if you are a parent and you need me to talk to your child about getting a oil change. Let me do it. Trust me, I am a pro.

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I am currently offering free services only to my kids. They are too fragile to take on such daunting tasks

Please do not request my services if you:

1. Have a CO2 sensitivity. I am a gassy man

2. You don’t like the movie “Fun with Dick and Jane”

3. You take naps during the day

4. If you body shame me

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Nothing is more satisfying when your kid gets to sit and relax as I sweat my ass off and get all the jobs done. Seeing my kids happy and relaxed is what keeps me going

A day in the life as a hard working Dad of 4 and Grandpa of 3. Above is a glimpse into my daily life on my way to cut my daughter’s lawn in my preferred work uniform. What you cant see is, me jumping internally with excitement and because my wife doesn't like when I scare the neighbors, sometimes the only way to relieve over excitement is to quote one of my favorite movies.

Legally Blonde.

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As a dad, something I have learned is- my kids are heavy sleepers and I like when my presence is known.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

My Grandpug Walter loves rides on the lawn mower. I don't let him drive quite yet. I am not ready to pass the torch as he is still learning the ropes of proper lawn care.

Rain or Shine. I take lawn care very seriously.

When leaf blowing I only listen to the Ghost Busters sound track. It reminds me that I am in fact a bigger hero and the leaves on my lawn are quickly blown into the neighbors yard so therefore it is now their problem.

my services

Lawn & Yard Maintenance

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Miscellaneous Services Offered

Dad-vice

Price/Hourly rates

Price/Hourly rates

Price/Hourly rates

Price/Hourly rates

Price/Hourly rates

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